Tumblamigos! I need your help!
Unbelievably, I have never bought a grown up swim suit. The ones I wore when I was a kid were hand me downs from my mom. They were totally 80s tastic and smelled of sun tan lotion and cigarettes. I dislike water for the most part and I can’t swim so once I got in my teen years, I said screw it and never bought one. I’ve been gifted a few but they were too small for my bust.
This summer, we have a seasons pass to an amusement park that has a water park inside it. So I need a swimsuit. I need an affordable (under $40) swimsuit that will fit my body and not make me look like a granny. (Nothing against grandmothers, I’m just not there yet). My measurements are 46-41-51-ish. Any ideas?
9:13 pm • 23 May 2012
shockade:
I just thought I’d post a picture of my Mistress for everyone to admire. This is her biggest toy for now. It really fills you up.
She can be found on twitter! Show her some love everyone!
Awww, I love these people.
2:35 pm • 22 May 2012 • 16 notes
the-vashta-nerada:
- fun fact about the human body!
- if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
- you would have enough
- to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction
(via penissauce)
10:02 pm • 21 May 2012 • 22,168 notes
I need you in my life, right now.
I’ve already taken my pants off. I NEED YOU IN ME
(via -foodporn)
10:45 pm • 20 May 2012 • 642 notes
beccasbombshells:
Poison Ivy Nouveau
Here is a color version of the Poison Ivy drawing I posted awhile back :) If you dig it, it’s available on t-shirts and stickers and a few other things from Red Bubble! Classy!
Buy it on Red Bubble!
Check out Becca’s stuff on Red Bubble! This Poison Ivy is amazing and would look brilliant on a shirt or hoodie. There’s some other awesome designs there too!!
5:25 pm • 20 May 2012 • 81 notes
Me and the furball.
I try to hide my lips when he gets close to my face. Hench the weird face.
4:22 pm • 20 May 2012 • 10 notes